Big Ass Bitties // September 2026

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits. The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won't you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions! WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM NO COVER // FREE FUN Line Up: Dan Gagliardi Melissa Jouben Tnutt Ann Birdthistle Betty Smithsonian Come see a show! Follow Betty Smithsonian on Instagram and visit www.bettysmithsonian.com. *** What's Up at TMoms: • Wednesday, 4-10pm | they're a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!! • Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered! • Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening. • Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID. • Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.